My type

ENTP - "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Free Jung Personality Test (similar to Myers-Briggs/MBTI)

Avenue Q in Singapore

Avenue Q is coming here.

To Singapore.

Wow.

Okay, I'm thinking, are they gonna censor AQ?

I was staring quite incredulously at the pamphlet I got from SISTIC counter and thinking... is Esplanade gonna really let them sing that song?

I mean, race and religion are hot potatoes here... but then again, a really light-hearted song about race/racism is no biggie.

Clearly, I have a lack of confidence in our country's sensibilities.

They're promoting with the slogan from one song 'Internet is for porn' but I don't see a line from that other song, for pretty obvious reasons.

Because sex sells. Ha.

Hence my gasps...

I'm not a big fan of musicals but Ave Q really took it.

And I watched it on video.

Oh well, I don't think people should start writing in complain letters to The Newpaper about the song cos it's all really done in good humour.

Cos if they do, they're seriously constipated.

Not the same for say, Swensens, though. That was on family TV leh...

I mean, that complain about Swensens TV commercial... oh boy.

Lighten up, willya.

Ok, let's sing! Everyone's a little bit r....

Goodbye George

George Carlin died.

I love his stand-ups.

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits.



Will always remember you.

rescue ink

I love these guys.

Flavour-Tripping With the Magic Berry

We have substances that are mind-altering. We also have a substance that is taste-altering. It's organic, not synthetic, always high in demand and hard to get, and the whole experience is just as dope.

Affectionately known as the miracle fruit, or as I prefer to call it by one of its different names, the Magic Berry, it tricks the tongue into perceiving sour experiences as sugary sweetness.

Supposedly, with this fruit, I could down a lemon or a grapefruit like they are candies.

And medicine will taste better, hence what's good for you that's often bitter may not have to be so bitter anymore.

Hooray! Bitter gourd anti-oxidants for me!

And icky stouts will taste like yummy chocolate milkshakes. Damn, I hate stouts.

Imagine how my taste buds will perceive liquor as! I hate liquor too.

It tastes revolting and its smell alone makes me gag.

So, the Magic Berry, all low supply and high price, could make me drunk without having to put up with the nasty taste of alcoholic drinks.

I wonder if it'll smell better too?

And cocktails will taste like mocktails. Which is fantastic cos I'd choose the latter any time.

The effect will last only up to 2 hours with each berry consumed though, depending on how much one is willing to fork out for these native West African berries.

Read that it's banned by FDA, grapevine said it's got something to do with protecting the sugar industry.

Seek the miracle fruit man. A UK website also sells it. Freeze-dried, limited and pricey.

Richer, and happier

Oh boy, not another of those 'more money, more whiney' case.

Richer isn't synonymous with cannot retain precious elements in our lives. We have to do our part to be happy the way we like to, regardless.

Well, quite simply it's all relative, isn't it? With a new generation and period of prosperity and wealth, comes along its new generation of toils and troubles.

Comparing our so-called unhappiness with the past, generally we'd very much prefer our Internet, clothing, technology, food and electronic appliances of now, to those of back then, notwithstanding that affinity for vintage gems and nostalgia some of us have, which are also, for that matter, a source of pleasure and high spirits, for me no doubt.

It's cliched but really it's all in the mind.

If you keep dwelling and harping on the negative and the idiot wizards who've caused all our woes and whinings, keep feeling yourselves passengers rather than participants in society, you'd be an unhappy happy person for as long as you wish!

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If pollution ruins a river, we will build a new river.